Hollywouldn't Get Married If I Were You

August 21, 2006

The then Aniston-Pitt, Jolie-Thornton, Cruise-Cruz, becomes Vaughniston. Brangelina.
Tomkat. The on again off again Gyllenhaal-Dunst, Bloom-Bosworth. The horribly wed Brit and KFed, Kid and Pam. And the recently separated/divorced Carmen & Dave, Kate & Chris, and the infamously famous Jessica & Nick.

Let's play a game! Who can identify a pattern? The divorce rate in the U.S. is at a high (again) and I think its Hollywood's fault.

People cheat in the real world. Over here in MD, down in FL, and up and over in Canada, people stray. And its the direct result of temptation without control. Without getting into, and possibly boring you to tears with my so far proven theory about cheating and "the cycle", I will say this...
Once tempation strikes, you have a choice. You walk away...you remove yourself from the situation, and in time, you get over it. Or, you continue to allow yourself to be tempted until you crack. There's two kinds of people in this world, and it seems like, unfortunately, most are the latter.

Argue with me if you like, but it seems like common sense. If people cheat in the real world, where the majority cruising down I-83 do not even resemble Angelina or Penelope, then why on EARTH would you expect it to be different in glamour land? 29 of every 30 Hollywood couples break up! Even the perfect ones. Oh Brad and Jen. Sigh.

But really. If regular ol' east coasters have been known to be tempted by just a glance across the bar, then how could a Hollywood actress...even one as lovely as Rachel Green, er, Jen Aniston, expect that her husband would not be tempted by a naked Jolie in a steamy hot love scene?

Puh-lease! Temptation is FORCED on you in tv/movie land...and avoiding it is pretty much impossible. And I'm not even being cynical!

I'm just saying, if the male (or female) half of Jolie-Pitt cheats during the filming of an upcoming movie with the new "People's Hottest Actress" cover queen, Jessica Alba...I called it...