September 18, 2006
Drain the sap out of your brain. Myspace is not "e-freaking-harmony". Or "The Love Connection." It is, I guess, kind of like that dumb show "high school reunion" and apparently has the same effects on people as that stupid reality show did."
Guess who I found on myspace...how weird is that?" Umm, not. What on earth is weird about the fact that you found so and so from your preschool class in 1912? If for just a moment, you remembered to remember that everyone, including some babies and dogs, have myspace pages, then you might just realize that you were bound to find him/her/shim sooner than later.
Even worse is the "its so weird, i'm questioning my life" reaction to finding long lost loves on myspace. Please! You are really going to question your current partner(s) because your 5th grade girlfriend has "friended" you? That does NOT mean she is still in love with you (you are not in love with her either.) It just means she likes to say "You only have 30 myspace friends? I have 367..." to other myspacers she feels inferior to in real life.
It's not fate...it's myspace, people.
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